"Right on the edge of fear was where trust could grow."
i1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
yesterday, with a friend, it was bad ‘cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing.
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
i want to suck tengo’s dick is that bad (tengo from 1q84)
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
sCRATCHING MY EARS OR KISSING MY NECK
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
someplace uncomfortable or in front of people i don’t want to see me that way idk man
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when:
"what the fuck why is it- oh, you’re uncut"
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
…you do NOT want to know.
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
collar, leash, and handcuffs.
9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
kiss my neck.
10: Top or bottom?
11: We were about to have sex but (blank): [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
we were about to have sex but we didn’t have time
12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
one is already a stretch if you can give me multiple idk who you are
13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
leather collar with rhinestones
14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
idunno it’s never happened before?
15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
dislike: guys who taste bad, people who won’t reciprocate.
16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
nothing that weird has ever happened? except for people thinking stroking my sides is gonna make me horny when it isn’t
17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
yes, not very nice.
18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
no it isn’t i’m just stupid
19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
one of my teachers has a pretty massive dick i think about it in class sometimes no one stands out in particular tho
20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
whipped cream pls
21: How big is too big:
depends on where it’s going
22: One sexual thing you would never do:
23: Biggest turn on:
collars, tentacles, eggs…
24: Three spots that drive you insane:
neck, ears, thighs
25: Worst possible time to get horny:
26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
yEAH OF COURSE
27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
threesome with a few select people
28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
four times a day is too much
29: Best sexual complement you ever got:
"damn, you’re good"
30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
yeah of course
32: Fill in the blank: “If they ______, we are fuckin”:
33: What your favorite part of your body:
EVERYTHING GIVES ME DYSPHORIA
34: Favorite foreplay activities:
35: Love (> < or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36: What do you wear to bed?
t-shirt and sweatpants in the inter, t-shirt and panties in the summer
37: When was the first time you masturbated:
when i was ten or eleven
38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
yes yes i do
39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
have i, yes, last time was in november
40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
would, yes, had, no
42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
have, no, would, yes
44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
have, no, would, yes
45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
TRAP ON ACID BY RL GRIME
46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
stroking my hair
47: Most attractive celebrity?
48: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn?
49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
nO THANK GOD
51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
calling me a girl in any way
52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
yes yes i do
54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
they can have whatever they want
55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
yeah most things
57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
yeah i browse some p. weird-ass tags
58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
leather collar, since christmas
59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
yeah she already goes in there whai not
60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
depends on the context
61: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62: Do you watch porn?
63: How small is too small?
i like everything
64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
i’m a boy with tits and a vagina yes of coure
65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
a friend, no.
66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
depends, if a guy, no, if a girl, maybe
69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
70: Booty or Boobs?
71: If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
his name is matthew and he is made of rage and socks
72: Have you ever been on an official date?
yeah i guess?
73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) Y
by their definition, yes,
74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
no and no
76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina:
that’s not what i expected it to look like
78: If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?
masturbate, not feel dysphoric, get guy jeans, masturbate, get someone to suck me off.
"you’re the best one though"
"i’m the only fucking one you know of course i’m the best"
78 points and a cookie if you can figure out the context of the conversation